Thursday, October 28, 2010

Haggen stores pull controversial energy drinks from shelves

Not Four Loko! How can they take away our freedom? Just because a couple of pussies get a tummy ache they have to go and pull that sweet nectar from the shelves? I drink a ton of that shit and I am just fine. Yeah, once, I tried to jump from a second-story bar window. Sure I woke up with my underwear around my neck. Sure I drunk-dialed my grandmother, instead of my girlfriend, and now am not legally allowed to come within two miles of the family home. But I am fine. I hope those two student's peers cyber bully them to suicide for being pussies.

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