"An antiques dealer who tried to smuggle rhino horns out of Manchester Airport has been jailed for 12 months..."
Well fuck gold, I'm investing my dollars in white rhino horns, shark fins, tiger penis, panda paws and bald eagle feathers--anything endangered. And I wouldn't try smuggling it into the country in a sculpture neither. Instead, I would stuff that rhino horn down the front of my pants, put an empty Extendz package in my pants and explain to customs, "Sorry, I've been at it all night, this is just the leftovers." If that doesn't work for you, I would strap the fucker to your head and if they give you hell, that's discrimination and your rights have been violated. Sue their ass for more white rhino horns.