Albinos are lucky, at least they're not white rhino horns. I wonder how many white rhino horns I would need to buy an Albino foot key chain. I guess that's what you get for being too white on a Friday night in Africa. They should get their shit together and start a movement. Something like the Underground Railroad, where instead of heading north, they head to the Mid-East, where they would be slaughtered--not for the color of their skin but for their religious beliefs.