Anti-judge bus tour dwarfed by pro-retention rally

"Eastern Iowa rally to retain Supreme Court justices the largest thus far..."

An out-of-state conservative Christian organization called the American Family Association is responsible for a new group in Iowa called Iowa For Freedom. Their quest for freedom has led them on a journey to deny the rights of gays in Iowa. They've raised $600,000 to convince Iowans to kick three judges off the court. The irony, of course, being that Iowa For Freedom is the one acting gay. But I guess according to their book, everyone is created equal. Unless you aren't white or like dick. Sorry Gays, God says you can't drive his caddy. I guess you just aren't dark enough.

Midwest Storms

The Midwest United States are Bracing Themselves Against a Powerful Storm System Today With Some Reporting Tornadoes Touching Down

Sounds like somebody's God is punishing them for allowing gay marriage...

Haggen stores pull controversial energy drinks from shelves

BELLINGHAM, Wash. (AP) -- Haggen Food & Pharmacy stores have stopped selling the caffeinated malt beverage Four Loko, which is blamed for sickening Central Washington University students at an off-campus party...

Not Four Loko! How can they take away our freedom? Just because a couple of pussies get a tummy ache they have to go and pull that sweet nectar from the shelves? I drink a ton of that shit and I am just fine. Yeah, once, I tried to jump from a second-story bar window. Sure I woke up with my underwear around my neck. Sure I drunk-dialed my grandmother, instead of my girlfriend, and now am not legally allowed to come within two miles of the family home. But I am fine. I hope those two student's peers cyber bully them to suicide for being pussies.

Controversial pastor gets free car for not burning Quran

"The Rev. Terry Jones, the Florida pastor who caused a firestorm last month when he came close to staging a public Quran burning, is getting a new car courtesy of a New Jersey dealership... "
You know, as much as it pains me to say this, I think that Rev. Terry Jones might be a genius. I bet he never planned to burn that Quran at all. It was just an act to get free stuff--like the Chilean miners. And remember, America does not negotiate with terrorists--just crazy-ass Americans trying to be free. Wait, aren't the troops dying for our freedom?  So by not having the freedom to burn whatever we want and to go bat-shit crazy with freedom, does that mean the terrorists won? Not on my watch...
    

Search continues for missing miners in Ecuador

"Rescuers in Ecuador continued to look Monday for two of four miners who were trapped underground after part of a gold mine collapsed in the southern part of the country... "
Yawn, that is sooo two months ago.

Netanyahu would extend settlement freeze in return for recognition

"Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Monday he would renew a temporary halt of settlement construction in the West Bank in exchange for Palestinian recognition of Israel as a Jewish state..."
That's right Palestine--don't reorganize shit. Hold on to your land. Don't sign shit. Look what happened to the Indians in America: their land was burgled from them too. Don't give in to America Jr., the blue-coats of the Middle East. Sorry everyone, I just read Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.

More than 1,000 electric-vehicle charging stations destined for Oregon's I-5 corridor by next summer

"BP Products North America Inc. plans to install electric-vehicle chargers at BP and Arco stations in four Oregon cities, helping to prevent dreaded 'range anxiety' ..."
Waste of money. Everybody knows that six out of ten bald eagles prefer oil. Furthermore, if we all switch to electric, what will our soldiers die for? Call me a terrorist if you want, but go gasoline. It just smells better. I can't huff electric--now can I?