Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Man eats junk food, loses 27 pounds

Eat that, Michelle. Looks like Twinkies are no longer a threat to national security. Looks like you fat people are going to have to blame something else--like maybe yourself. I, myself, have been on this convenience store diet for years, and apart from the occasional numbness in my fingers and toes--I'm fine. I did feel my heart flutter once, but that was probably due to a solar flare or something. The point is--the point is--is that I'm 6'2 and 140 lbs. 

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