Light drinking no risk to baby, say researchers

"Drinking one or two units of alcohol a week during pregnancy does not raise the risk of developmental problems in the child, a study has suggested..."

Did they just give Lindsay Lohan permission to conceive? And what do they mean "light" drinking? And everyone knows there's no light drinking when drinking for two. So throw a few back, rest that belly on the steering wheel and have a relaxing drive home. Don't call me, I'll call you. Cheers.