Undefeated Youth Football Team Banned From Playoffs

"A 5th grade football team has been denied a chance to show off their skills after having an excellent season. The Sedalia Junior Outlaws were banned from the playoff games because they're too good and now the team's coach is speaking out..."

I am tired of the pussification that is spreading all over today's youth. A fifth grade football team, The Sedalia Junior Outlaws, have been kicked out of the playoffs--an undefeated team--because the other teams said that they were too good. They didn't feel they could be competitive. I got an inspirational poster for ya: If You Suck, Try Harder.